Wouldn’t it be cool to have a ghost
A scary specter and the ultimate host
Clearing the halls of unwanted company
Even if she sometimes also scared me
But they can be too pushy I’ve heard it say
Temperamental and snotty on alternate days
But I had an Aunt that was like that once too
And she didn’t have to be dead to put a scare in you!
Now that I think of it, she has passed away
I wonder what she would charge for a day?